I wanted to go outside
I thought about it, then I got too high
And I reckon that’s why I've got no friends
People get mad when they're left unread
No matter, I've got my bed
And real big dreams, but they're stuck in my head
I could be the new Scorsese
I could drive a pink Mercedes
I could be a winner, baby
But I'm too fucking lazy
I could be the next First Lady
I could lead thе U.S Navy
I could be a hero, baby
N.C.
I'm trying to get in shapе
But I would rather play video games
So I guess I'll just blame the leaves I smoke
For making sure I've got no clean clothes
Yeah, I'm busy, I'm on my phone
N.C.
I could be the new Scorsese
I could drive a pink Mercedes
I could be a winner, baby
But I'm too fucking lazy
I could be the next First Lady
I could lead thе U.S Navy
I could be a hero, baby
But I'm too fucking lazy
Oh-oh-oh, oh yeah
I sing, "Oh-oh-oh, yeah"
I sing, "Ooh, yeah" (I sing 'Ooh, yeah')
Baby, ooh, yeah (Ooh, yeah)
So all my house plants die and all my best friends cry
They keep asking why I left the party and I didn't say goodbye
I should get inspired, but I'm just too tired
(Okay. Can we just end it there, or do we have to do an end to the song?)
(Yes, let's go again)
I could be the new Scorsese
I could drive a pink Mercedes
I could be a winner, baby
But I'm too fucking lazy
I could be the next First Lady
I could lead thе U.S Navy
I could be a hero, baby
But I'm too fucking lazy
Oh-oh-oh, oh yeah
I sing, "Oh-oh-oh, yeah" (C'mon)
I sing, "Ooh, yeah" (Ooh, yeah)
Baby, ooh, yeah (But I'm too fucking lazy)
Oh-oh-oh, oh yeah
I sing, "Oh-oh-oh, yeah" (All right)
I sing, "Ooh, yeah" (I could be a hero baby) (Ooh, yeah)
Baby, ooh, yeah (But I'm too fucking lazy)
Oh-oh-oh, yeah
Oh-oh-oh, yeah
Ooh, yeah
N.C.