Billy Dalton staggered on the sidewalk
Someone said he stumbled then he fell
Six squad cars came screamin to the rescue
Hauled ol' Billy Dalton off to jail
Cause the law is for protection of the people
Rules are rules and any fool can see
We dont' need no drunks like Billy Dalton
Scaring decent folks like you and me, no siree
Homer Le honkeycutt was nothin but a hippie