The last time that I saw you I was drunk as hell
Apologies are probably in order I can tell
From the pictures that you posted
I look liquid, I look toasted
And I probably owe you money as well
I was dazed, I was faded, I was sixteen types of wasted
I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know
I was toasted, I fell down
Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town
From the second that I started I was done
Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk
verse 2
Normally I'm not the one who gets carried home
Typically you won't find me drunk texting on my phone
I'm not a pro, not out for trouble, but hot damn I was seeing double
Singing karaoke, it was Journey all night long (DON'T STOP BELIEVING!)
I was ripped, obliterated
I don't want to see my credit card statement
'Cause I was throwing back Jack like Slash in '92
I was pissed, I was plowed
I was messed up, blacked out
This hangover is gonna last a month
Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk
Bridge
I got a YOLO tattoo
Drunk dialed everyone I knew
A shopping spree on Amazon
What the hell was going on?
Apparently I drank a bit too much
Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk
verse 3
And useless
Woke up, I was handcuffed to a briefcase,
I was clueless, How did I do this?
When I went to call the next day
I remembered that I lost my phone
In a midnight, look at these maylay
How the hell did I get that way?
I was dazed, I was faded, I was sixteen types of wasted
I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know
I was toasted, I fell down
Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town
From the second that I started I was done
Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk