In first grade you said I was pretty
In ninth grade you were quiet but witty
Then you moved out to some other city
And became a deranged billionaire
You've got a master plan, and it's evil
Your hopes are for worldwide upheaval
They seem violent and somewhat medieval
But I'm thinking that my love could save you
You've got lasers
And I've got feelings
Your lonely heart could use some healing
You've got lasers
And I've got feelings for you
Everyone in the world knows your name now
And that might give you some comfort somehow
But no one has promised their vows
And I know I'm the right one for you
To me, you just seem so alone
You're collecting your enemies' bones
And you use them in building your throne
And I think I should give you a call
You've got lasers
And I've got feelings
Your lonely heart could use some healing
You've got lasers
And I've got feelings for you
I can see right through your disguise
It's not hard, it only covers your eyes
And I wonder if you ever cry
Or if you ever think about me
I'm not trying to give you a guilt trip
But they won't let me onto your airship
My friends tell me I'm losing my grip
But I want you to know that I care
You've got lasers
And I've got feelings
Your lonely heart could use some healing
You've got lasers
And I've got feelings for you
You've got lasers
And I've got feelings
Why are bad boys so appealing?
You've got lasers
And I've got feelings for you