It was a half past nothing on a nowhere night
I had no one to love, I had no one to fight
So I took a walk down Bad News Avenue
I had a heart full of blood and a head full of booze
Bad news, bad news
I'm talking to you
I don't know your name
But I would love to
Next thing I hear "knock knock"
Who that there at my door?
I hear "knock knock"
I think she's back for more
Well, I woke up in the morning with a bad old head