Coz I feel like killing myself, for Christmas
I never got along real well with my mom and dad
yeah, I feel like killing myself for Christmas
It'll be the best, the best, the best Christmas they ever had
I could slash my wrists, but you know it'd only get real messy
I could shoot myself, but you know they'd never recognize me
I gonna take that mistletoe, and hang myself
from the Christmas tree
Coz I feel like killing myself, for Christmas
Before I go, I think I'll hijack a mall
and tell your kids, there's no such thing, as Santa
And before I go, I'll steal your credit cards
and max them out, before you know, I'm buying porno
Coz that's all I want anyway
Coz we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas
We never got along real well with our moms and dads
yeah, we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas
It'll be the best, the best, the best Christmas they ever had
Coz we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas
We never got along real well with our moms and dads
yeah, we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas
It'll be the best, the best, the best
the best, the best, the best
The Fucking best, Christmas they ever had
Bah, Bah, BaBah, Bah Fucking Die!