I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes and before long, they were cloning DNA
Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors, well believe me, this has been one lousy day
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark, all the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie but this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again, oh nooooooooooo!
I cannot approve of this attraction, cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer, well I suppose that proves they're really not all bad
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark, all the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T- Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me, cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend, oh noooooooooooo!
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark, all the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been
Well this sure ain't no e-ticket, think I'll tell them where to stick it
Cause I'm never coming back this way again, oh nooooooooooooooo, oh noooooooooooooooooooo! (RAAAAAWRRR)