He drinks lukewarm light beer
His sleeveless shirt says no fear
He's got a dually, a mullet, oakleys and farmer tan
He shops at the family dollar store
Spends his mornings on a casino floor
He's a profane poet and the last real American man
He never messes with no opioid pills
Wild Turkey gives him plenty of thrills
Hasn't felt the touch of a woman since the winter of ‘93
He's always working on his neighbors truck
He rarely ever gives a fuck
Long live the deposed king of Latimer County
He ain't ever cast a vote
Spends Sunday mornings on a fishing boat
Eating potted meat and drinking muscadine wine
He gets his food stamps on the 3rd
Never read it but he quotes the word
Lost his true love at a Waylon show back in ‘79
He's got Porky's on VHS
He's got Speedwagon on cassette
He been to Lake Sardis but he never has seen the sea
He's got a tattoo of the general Lee
67 dollars and he's livin free
All hail the rightful king of Latimer County
Long live the deposed king of Latimer County