My dog's stomach was very upset,
So I put him in the car and we went to the vet.
And on our way to the vet,
I killed a cat.
I said isn't that ironic?
I adopted a child from over seas,
to rescue him from child labor factories,
And on his very first birthday we went to Build-A-Bear Workshop.
isn't that ironic
I said isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?
A water-park is burnt to the ground,
And a toe-truck has broken down.
I always use to cry when I laughed,
and then I was malested by a clown.
Isn't that ironic?