I'm good at wasting time
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking
But I'm trying to grow a mustache
I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
or sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
And I love you when you say my na-a-a-a-ame
If you wanna know here it goes
gonna tell you there's a part of me
that shows if we're close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart
Well, you asked for it,
for your perusing?
At times confusing,
slightly amusing
Introducing me
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo do
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo do
La da la da
La da la da la da la da, da
I never trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use to the word "dude"
As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective
And I - I've never really been into cars
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em
I love the sound of violins
And making someone smi-i-i-i-ile
If you wanna know here it goes
gonna tell you there's a part of me
that shows if we're close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart
Well, you asked for it,
for your perusing?
At times confusing,
possibly amusing
Introducing me
Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
So be careful when you ask next ti-i-i-i-ime
So, If you wanna know here it goes
gonna tell you there's a part of me
that shows if we're close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart
Well, you asked for it,
for your perusing?
At times confusing,
hopefully amusing
Introducing me
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo do
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo do
Do do do doo
Introducing me