She don't like her eggs all runny, She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She looks down her nose at money, She gets it on like the Easter Bunny,
She's my baby, I'm her honey, I ain't never gonna let her go.
He ain't got laid in a month of sundays,
caught him once he was sniffing my undies
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done, drinks his beer like its oxygen
In spite of ourselves, we'll end up sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds, Honey we're the big door prize, we?re gonna spite, our
noses right off of our faces, There won't be nothing but big old hearts
dancing in our eyes.
She thinks all my jokes are corny, Convict movies make her horny,
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs, swears like a sailor when she
shaves her legs.
She takes a lickin', and keeps on tickin', Never gonna let her go
He's got more balls than a big brass monkey,
He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie
Sly as a fox, Crazy as a loon, Payday comes and he's a-howling at the moon,
He's my baby, I don't mean maybe, Never gonna let him go
Chorus