I brought my girl an apple
She let me hold her hand
I brought my girl an orange
We kissed beneath the band
I brought my girl bananas
She let me squeeze her tight
I'm going to bring a watermelon
To my girl tonight
I brought my girl red ribbons
She hung them in her hair
I brought my girl sequins
She stuck them here and there
I brought my girl good china
She hung it from her shelf
Tonight I'm going to bring a rope
And she can hang herself