Got out of bed, wasn't feeling too good
With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes
The sun was shining so I head for the park
With a bottle of tequila and a new pack of cigarrettes
I got a cousin, and sge got a friend
Now don't tell anybody what I wanna do
If they find out, you know that they'll never let me through
(chorus)
Cos it's no fun being an illegal alien (2x or however many you feel like)
Down at the office had to fill out the forms
An illegal alien, OK
Bridge (background chords) whole phrase (2x)
Consideration for your fellow man
Would not hurt anybody, sure fits in with my plan
Where everything comes easy, you just hold out your hand
