Remember When you were fourteen
Your dad taught you to shave
That wasnt a very fatherly way
For him to behave
You had to watch your first beard
Floating down the drain
A beard abandoned
A son betrayed
Your dad taught you how
And look at you now
Cause if your dad doesnt have a beard
Youve got two mums
(Two beardless mums)
Cause if your dad doesnt have a beard
Youve got two mums
(Two beardless mums)
Remember how he watched
Your dad taught you how
And look at you now
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