Well I'm trying not to panic
But I'm gettin' all romantic
Gettin' soft with everything I say and do
I'm talkin' hours on the phone
Puttin' on that sweet cologne
I'm even putting down the toilet seat for you
Oh wait a minute it gets worse
Now all the boys down at the shop know
And they sure do find it funny
They say you've changed my ways
And that you're spending all my money
Honey if you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
Oh if you're not in love
Well I'm in a whole lot of trouble
I gave up that can of snuff
No more NASCAR on TV
Honey If that ain't enough
This may be the death of me
(Chorus)