If you buy me a Jack Daniels
I might be your friend for a while
Laugh at your jokes and your ego i'll stroke
Tell you that i like your style
And if you buy me another
Might even ask for your hand
So let's sit and relax with a couple of Jacks
And i'll be your biggest fan
I will be your biggest fan
And maybe i'll tell you my story
Sad but the whole thing is true
Terible tale of love and betrayal
About a couple of folks i once knew
See the devil once had him a daughter
Can bet that i know her name
I gave her my heart i gave her my soul
She gave me a life time of pain
Gave me a lifetime of pain
She used to buy me the Jack Daniels
And we would go dancing all night
Now she's of with Jose drinking Cuervo all day
Singing just easy rhymes
And i'm sure that you got your own story
Probably much sadder than mine
But cryin' ain't pretty so i feel shitty
While they're having such a good time
Hope they choke on their soft * * * * life
So let's keep on drinking
Stop all this thinking
Life how it's bringing us down
Bartender could you please pour another round
Well i must say that you're looking pretty
Much better than when i came in
Round after round you've been sheding them pounds
And whiskey's cleared up your bad skin
So buy me another Jack Daniels
And we can dance out on the floor
All the yours will be mine up untill closing time
When they throw my drunk ass out the door
And i won't bother you anymore