I'd have to be crazy to stop all my singin'
And never play my music again.
You'd call me a fool if I grabbed up a tophat
And ran out to flag down the wind.
I'd have to be wierd to grow me a beard
Just to see what the rednecks would do.
But I'd have to be crazy plum out of my mind
To fall out of love with you.
I know I've done wierd things told people I hear'd
You know I don't intend to
But should there come a day
When I say I don't love you
You can lock me away.
I'd have to be dingie to live in an envelope