I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist--
Women are a drag, I think I wanna be a faggot, man
Mincing ninny, a prancing fairy, merry little queen
A Bruce LaBruce wet dream, a nancy boy with wings--
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass!---
You rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine
So what's the difference, Mr. Cream Rinse, you just need a man
A beefy little fag to take you out in drag, oh yeah!--
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Call me a faggot, call me a butt-lovin', fudge packin' queer
I don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge
That makes me wanna drink your beer and be a pansy, and be a homo
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass!--
You rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street
Who wears short shorts, you wear short shorts, you're so full of sh *t!
Why don't you admit you don't have the balls to be a queer!