Girlfriend's said that she no longer likes me
It's 'cos I'm a trog, and I've got mad sideys
And my gait is strange - so they say.
Some blokes don't neatly stencil their flight case
And some blokes don't take apart valve amps for fun
But when you're a trog and you've got mad sideys
And your gait is strange - so they say.
And when I swear it's in a mellow way
Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol
To Point of Ayr I like to get away
And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl.
Got my weed and I've got my Sven Hassel
Omni stacked tenfold under the bed
In my rugby shirt signed by Justin Hayward
I will rule the world playing Risk.
I was born with a twelve string acoustic in my mouth
Midwife fixed springs to the soles of my feet
And now I'm a trog and I've got mad sideys
And my gait is strange - so they say.
And when I swear it's in a mellow way
Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol
To Point of Ayr I like to get away
And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl.