I never expected to last this long
It caught me completely by surprise
I put aside enough to let me live just fine
But I never guessed I'd last past 49
I thought by now my friends would be toasting my memory
While the Devil was toasting my souL
Oh but it's just my luck, I outlived my bucks
It's the saddest story ever told
Oh, how could I have got this old
Hey Mel, you should have bought a piece of the rock Or a no risk retirement plan
But instead I invested in all night bars, slow dancing ladies, fast moving cars
I thought by now I'd be safe resting peaceful in my grave due to all the women and song
So I'd made no preparations for a drawn out situation
How could you have been so wrong?
I never dreamed I'd last this long
Live fast, die young have a good lookin' corpse
That's the motto we live so well
So I played it hard and high but somehow I didn't die
And I think my corpse is gonna look like hell
And the slight miscalculation on the date of my expiration
Left me singing this sad, sad song
So buddy can you spare a quarter, I'm living longer than I oughter
How could you have been so wrong?
I never thought i'd last this long
Pour me the metamucl
Never thought I'd Last this long