Well, hello boogie palace, I'm sittin here alone
Listening to the music of electric saxophone
Now they ain't no sexy dresses and they ain't no beehive hair
Just boys who look like girls who look like boys who look like Cher
I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar
I miss the fiddle and a steel guitar
They're starin' at me like a bug in a jar
I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar
I stopped in here to have a beer and ask some gal to dance