What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all you trouble
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
What do you get when you kiss a guy
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, he'll never phone you
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
Don't tell me what is all about
Cause I've been and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains, those chains than bind you
that is why I'm here to remind you
What do you get when you fall in love?
You get enough tears to fill an ocean
That's what you get for your devotion
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get Lies and pain and sorrow
So, for at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again!