I'll Take You To The Picture Show And Babe I'll Hold Your Hand
I'll Set Up In Your Parlour -- Let You Cool Me With Your Fan
I'll Listen To Your Troubles And Pet You When You Cry
But Get That Marryon' Outa Your Head
I'll Be A Bachelor 'Til I Die
I Don't Mind Honky Tonkin' 'Round If That Will Bring You Fun
But Somehow I Can't Understand How One And One Make One
I Like To Cuddle Near And Listen To You Lie
But Get That Marryin' Outa Your Head
I'll Be A Bachelor 'Til I Die
Now If You Want A Helpmate You're Just Wastin' Lots Of Time
'Cause I'm Afraid Of Church Bells
How They Scare Me When They Chime
I've Seen Those Married People Just Up And Say Goodbye
So Get That Marryin' Outa Your Head
I'll Be A Bachelor 'Til I Die
This Freedom's Mighty Precious In This Land Of Liberty
I've Seen What Matrimony's Done To Better Men Than Me
I Don't Mind Keepin' Comp'ny With The Apple Of My Eye
But Keep That Marryin' Outa Your Head
I'll Be A Bachelor 'Til I Die