She wanted to be a nun until that fateful day we met
I beat the crucifix in a, game of, Rus-sian roul-ette
I burned my Beatles records, 'cause she hated number nine
She licked rock cocaine suckers, laughed, said her mom's doing mine
Well, are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?
Because I can't take it alone, I can't take it alone
A NC
We started limping, caught the handicap shuttle to town
And yelled "God's healed us" as we ran off, the bus the driver just, frowned
By the way this girl was sexy and she wouldn't touch you
That may not be true, but I said it so you'd feel involved with this song
Are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?
Because I can't take it alone, I can't take it alone
A NC
We caught a fey taxi driver, I smiled the ride was free
I felt like Amsterdam, she want'd more drugs and maybe me
I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man
We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan
Are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?
Because I can't take it alone, I can't take it alone
A NC
We went back to her kitchen, put the coke all in a can
E NC A
He started drinking coffee, too much sugar on the go
He fell dead on the floor, he thought the coke was sweet'n'low
Well are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?
Bah bah bah bah-bah bah bah
E (hold) A (hold)
I'm blamed in the confusion, the po-lice being phoned
I don't even love you, we weren't even friends
It's just that I can't take it alone, Uh, huh, I can't take it alone
I hope I didn't just give away the ending, I hope I didn't just give away the ending (3x)
Aw Jesus, Ah shit! I think I just gave away the ending