Photo - graphs of fancy tricks,
To get your kicks at sixty six,
He thinks of all the lips that he licks,
And all the girls that he's going to fix!
She gave a little flirt, gave her - self a little cuddle,
But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle,
Capi - tal punish - ment, she's last years model,
They call her Na - tasha when she looks like Elsie,
I don't want to go to Chelsea!
Oh, no, it does not move me,
Even though I've seen the movie,
I don't want to check your pulse,
I don't want no - body else,
I don't want to go to Chelsea!
: / / / / / / / / : x2
Every - body's got new orders,
Be a nice girl, and kiss the warders,
Now the teacher is a - way,
All the kids be - gin to play!
Men come sceaming, dressed in white coats,
Shake you very gently by the throat,
One's named Gus, one's named Alfie,
I don't want to go to Chelsea!
Oh, no, it does not move me,
Even though I've seen the movie,
I don't want to check your pulse,
I don't want no - body else,
I don't want to go to Chelsea!
Photo - graphs of fancy tricks,
To get your kicks at sixty six,
He thinks of all the lips that he licks,
And all the girls that he's going to fix!
She gave a little flirt, gave her - self a little cuddle,
But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle,
Capital punishment, she's last years model,
They call her Na - tasha when she looks like Elsie,
I don't want to go to Chelsea!
Oh, no, it does not move me,
Even though I've seen the movie,
I don't want to check your pulse,
I don't want no - body else,
I don't want to go to Chelsea!