I brake for brunettes
Blondes in corvettes
Redheads I stop on a dime
Now the way I drive it's a wonder that I
Ever get anywhere on time
So don't tailgate my pickup truck
Or you just might wind up in a wreck
Now they aint't made the sticker for my bumper just yet but
I brake for brunettes
I let firestone put me some new tires on
Just a few week ago
But man I swear that wear and tear
Is already starting to show
Well I oughta just whistle or yell
But man I can't help myself
You'll see my big skid marks by the wave pool park
And Judy's beauty salon
Lord I tore up the street in front of betty's boutique
Where they come out with mini skirts on
Well I know I'm gonna wear out my tread
Down by Tina's tanning bed