1. Now many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
2. This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
1. I was married to a widder who was pretty as can be
2. My daughter was my mother for she was my father's wife
1. This widder had a grown up daughter who had hair of red
2. To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
1. My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.
2. I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
I'm my own grand-pa. I'm my own grand-pa.
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grand-pa.