My mate Jonny is a looker
His habit is a one night stand
He used to walk the streets in the usual way
Oh what a pretty man
My mate Jonny is a lover
Fell for the girl next door
She said "Jonny I can't be with you,you're pretty but you're also a bore"
Finding love is not so easy
Cos people thought that he was too peculiar
So what was left for poor old Jonny
At least he found out that Jesus loves ya
Holy,Well he once was a whore
And he's a priest now twenty four
Cos he's Holy
What he wanted the most
Now he's left with Holy Ghost
I prayed for Jonny, but now Jonny prays for me x2
My mate Jonny is a preacher
As Holy as they come
He says"Follow the Lord and the Lord'll be good"
And he even started calling me son
But God was good for poor old Jonny
He lived his life behind walls of religion
But what was left was not so funny
Cos I lost my friend to this new found position
Holy,Well he once was a whore
and he's a priest now twenty four
What he wanted most
Now he's left with the Holy Ghost
I prayed for Jonny and now Jonny prays for me x3