Hey, Porter, Hey Porter! Would you tell me the time?
How much longer will it be 'til we cross that Mason Dixon Line?
At daylight will you tell that engineer to slow it down;
Or better still, just stop the train 'cause I want to look around.
2. Hey, Porter! Hey Porter! What time did you say?
We're not so far from home so take it easy on the steam.
5. Hey Porter! Hey Porter! Please open up my door.