I wanna Hee Haw honey or a Playboy bunny under my Christmas tree
I wanna Hee Haw honey or a Playboy bunny so Santa bring her to me
Don't want no cowboy boots don't wanna gun that shoots
I don't wanna toy airplane
Well I don't wanna kite and I don't want no bike
I sure don't wanna electric train
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I wanna Hee Haw honey or a Playboy bunny under my Christmas tree
I wanna Hee Haw honey or a Playboy bunny so Santa bring her to me
Well the gift I got in mind is sure hard to find
Except in magazines or on tv
So the heck with all them toys I wanna girl like Buck and Roy's
So Santa bring her to me
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I wanna Hee Haw honey or a Playboy bunny under my Christmas tree
I wanna Hee Haw honey or a Playboy bunny so Santa bring her to me
I just saw a queen on my tv screen
And she was smiling back at me
So give all them toys to the other girls and boys
And Santa bring her to me
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I wanna Hee Haw honey or a Playboy bunny under my Christmas tree
I wanna Hee Haw honey or a Playboy bunny so Santa bring her to me