Hey, maybe I'll dye my hair, maybe I'll move somewhere
Maybe I'll get a car Maybe I'll drive so far
They'll all lose track
Me, I'll bounce right back
Maybe I'll sleep real late, maybe I'll lose some weight
Maybe I'll clear my junk, maybe I'll just get drunk
On apple wine
Me, I'll be just
Fine and dandy
Lord it's like a hard candy Christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won't let
Sorrow bring me way down
I'll be fine and dandy
Lord it's like a hard candy Christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won't let
Sorrow bring me way down
Hey, maybe I'll learn to sew, maybe I'll just lie low