You better run, You better hide
You better lock your house and keep the kids inside
Here comes the 20th century's latest scam
Called a-half a boy and half a man
He ain't a fool, but he's a tool
Because his left don't know what his right hand is doin'
He'll keep a-King Kong eatin' out the palm of his hand
He's a half a boy and half a man
Best be fleet upon your feet
Or else the SPG's gonna be clearin' the streets
They never made no provision in the original plan
For a-half a boy and half a man
When his fingers do the walkin'
In the middle of the night
Where there's people stalkin'
Baby let me tell you, nothin' come out right
Best be fleet upon your feet