Tripod: Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai,
Lai lai-lai lai,
Lai lai-lai lai!
Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai,
Lai lai-lai lai,
Lai lai-lai lai!
Scod: There's a girl,
We see each other every day,
But I'm too shy,
And I can't even bring myself to say,
Gatesy: \"Hello, how are you today?
Lovely weather, by the way,
If I was with you, I'd be happy to pay!\"
Gatesy: Oh for dinner, you know oh shit!
Scod: She's so cute,
She's got a little button head.
And I try to be cool,
But I just cannot seem to follow through.
Gatesy: I just can't find a way to,
Let her know that I'll be true,
So I know what I must do
Tripod: I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
That's how I'm gonna win her hand.
I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
And I'm a thirty-eight-year-old man.
When I've won the Rock Eisteddfod,
She won't leave me on the shelf.
I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
Win the Rock Eisteddfod by myself,
With no-one else,
On stage by myself.
Scod: My dramatic concept,
Will be a post-apocalyptic nightmare.
Made of cardboard boxes,
And foil taped to my stack hat.
Tripod: She'll be impressed!
Tripod: And my costume will be the best,
When the curtain rises, I'll be dressed,
In fluoro bike shorts and a fur vest.
I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
That's how I'm gonna win her hand.
I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
And I'm a thirty-eight-year-old man.
When I've won the Rock Eisteddfod,
She won't leave me on the shelf.
I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
Win the Rock Eisteddfod by myself.
Y & S: And as for music, I'll only choose it,
If it's got a serious environmental message.
Gatesy: I'll start with \"Hungry like the wolf\",
Tripod: And then, \"It's Raining Men\".
Scod: I hope it works,
I hope she falls in love with me.
My backup plan,
Is to leave these rookie amateurs behind.
And I'll really blow her mind,
Tripod: And I'll build my Jazz Ballet rep,
I'll go the logical next step
I'm gonna win the Eurovision,
Be a star and make her see.
Singing in a foreign language,
Yon: (Operatic) Maybe then she'll understand me.
Tripod: When I've won the Eurovision,
She won't leave me on the shelf.
I'm gonna win the Eurovision,
E (stop) A
Row boats by myself,
See-saws by myself,
Eating two ice-creams by myself