Well let me tell you if you're feeling alone,
Instead of whining and moaning,
Just get on the phone, tell her you're coming home
Riff 1
And if you scream in your sleep, or collapse in a heap
And spontaneously weep then you know you're in deep
Riff 2
To make you feel so good then tear you appart
Make up your mind and stick it out or start again.
You can't imagine what an effort it takes
When you make a mistake
And you know in the wake that a heart's gonna break
Riff 1
If you're flummoxed and flushed
And your heartbeat is rushed
Then get out of the slush, tell your dog team to mush
Riff 2
She's burning for you, get your car out of park
Riff 3
Then you should be the horse to help her meet her fate
Riff 4
You can't believe it, but it's true
She's given everything to you
Now take a moment to be sure
Before you give it all to her.
Well now you're thinking that it's over at last,
All your woes in the past
But you've got to be fast; put your foot on the gas
Riff 1
So now you're out from under the gun,
And it's over and done
I won't spoil all the fun but if you ever wonder
Riff 2
To find somebody who can tolerate you
Riff 3
Just pack your bags and get yourself on a plane
Riff 4
Riff 2
If you need her, you should be there,