Well I was caught up with myself on the highway at night
Drivin like a bat outta hell when I beheld an amazing sight
It was a lonely apparition by the roadside standing there
With his thumb out in the wilderness and a halo in his hair
He said "Gimme a ride to heaven boy
I'll show you paradise
Yeah gimme a ride to heaven boy
My name is Jesus Christ"
So I come screeching to a haltm, I said "Hop on in"