There is something I need to say
I've been trying to find a way
To describe what's inside
I've been trying to hide
There's a time
In your path to become a man
When you see a bigger plan
And the road ahead
Takes a turn instead
Back to where you began
There's moment
When a cereal bowl is placed
And an arm brushes past a waist
When the passion inside
Lucky Charms collide
And I need a sweeter taste
I NEED MORE
I NEED MORE
I slept with your mom!
It never felf so right
We did it all through the night
And in the morning over a Pop-Tart
I slept with your mom!
I couldn't help myself
Your mom is so top shelf
And I can barely control my heart
Just last night
I was tied to your old bed
I can't recall a word she said
But I saw then and there
Gagged with her underwear
A vision in my head
Me and her
On a snowy Christmas Day
Quickly putting the porn away
As you rush through the door
Presents all on the floor
Then I hear you say
Daddy, I love you!
I slept with your mom!
And I don't care who knows
And we'll be more than bros
And I can write you into my will
Pounding 'til the morning
while she sucks my toes
Changing up positions if I get too close
Givin her the thunder
Breaking all kinds of laws
But it's okay
She's past menopause
And when I sleep with your mom
Not just another screw
I'll keep my mind on you
With each nightly thrill
I'll be there for you
Too
I slept with your mom
It never felt so right
We did it all through the night
While you were sleeping right next door
I slept with your mom!
I fuckin' slept with your mom!
I slept with your mom!
What are best friends
For!