Well, everybody knows when, ah, tell me again
Fatten up the pig and, baby, let's pretend
That I can see the joke at the beginnin' or the end
Let me know the secret, honey, then I'll be your best friend
Alakazam, Kalakazoo, Salaam
Meet me in the jungle where they never give a damn
If your clothes don't fit, or if your marriage is a sham
They never weigh a woman by the kilo or the gram
If you got to make it, baby, make it real
Get up of your knees and tell me, how do you feel?
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes, this is gettin' surreal
Well, written in the stars is the great big lie
That you never get to see until the minute that you die
By the time you get to heaven you're a whole 'nother guy
It's maybe just as well that you never had a third eye
Little pig, little pig, lock your door
Take the gun from the wall and even up the score
Well, I don't even know who the sun shines for
And I don't believe what I believe any more
If you got to make it, baby, make it real
Get up of your knees and tell me, how do you feel?
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes, this is gettin' surreal
Hollywood death smile flash me a grin
Laughin' gas don't cut it when you're rotten within
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes, this is gettin' surreal
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Well, it's hotdog logic in a grapefruit time
You got a headful of stone and that's somethin' divine
Get a little head rush, swallow a fly
Cut off your memories and hang them out to dry
It was a beautiful noise but now it's tumbling by
Well, I was never here, there was never you or I
If you got to make it, baby, make it real
Get up of your knees and tell me, how do you feel?
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes, this is gettin' surreal
Hollywood death smile flash me a grin
Laughin' gas don't cut it when you're rotten within
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes, this is gettin' surreal