I woke up this morning, then I went back to bed
Said I woke up this morning, then I went right back to bed
Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear
And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head you know what I'm sayin'
Well I ain't got not money, I'm just walkin' down the road
Said I ain't got no money honey, so I'm just walking down this lonely old road
Well I wish I could get me some money, but I forgot my automated teller code
I was born in a papersack in the bottom of a sewer, I had to eat dirtclods for breakfast my family was so poor
My daddy was a waitress, my mom sold bathroom tiles, my bros and sisters all hated me cuz I was an only child
I got the blues so bad, wooooo, kinda wish I was dead
Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama, or maybe I'll, yeah maybe I'll just go bowling instead
I'm just a no good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime
Nothing but a lowdown beer bellied, boneheaded, pigeontoed, turkey necked, weaselfaced worthless hunk of slime
Guess I pretty low self image, maybe it's a chemical imbalance or something,
I should probably go and see a doctor about it when I've got the time
Aw, make it talk, son, make it talk
Ok, now make it shut up
Plagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down, I always feel so miserable whenever I'm around
I wish somebody would come along, stick a pitchfork through my brain
I'd flush myself right down the toilet, but I'd just clog up the drain
I got the blues so bad kinda wish I was dead, maybe I'll blow my brains out mama,
Or maybe I'll go bowling
Or I just might go bowling
Maybe I'll just rent some shoes and go bowling
Maybe I'll join a league, enter a tournament, put on a stupid looking shirt and go bowling instead!