BACK IN THE GARAGE WITH MY BULLSHIT DETECTOR
CARBON MONOXIDE MAKING SURE IT'S EFFECTIVE
PEOPLE RINGING UP MAKING OFFERS FOR MY LIFE
BUT I JUST WANNA STAY IN THE GARAGE ALL NIGHT
WE'RE A GARAGE BAND AH
WE COME FROM GARAGELAND AH
MEANWHILE THINGS ARE HOTTING UP IN THE WEST END
THERE'S TWENTY-TWO SINGERS!
BUT ONE MICROPHONE
BACK IN THE GARAGE
THERE'S FIVE GUITAR PLAYERS!
BUT ONE GUITAR
BACK IN THE GARAGE
COMPLAINTS! COMPLAINTS!
WOT AN OLD BAG
BACK IN THE GARAGE
BACK IN THE GARAGE
ALL NIGHT