Oh I was walking round my favourite store
Searching for the ten pence off Lenor
When suddenly I bumped into this guy
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Oh Jane was pushing baby round the park
When all at once she saw her husband Mark
Well he was with a man down by the stream
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Oh as the train pulled into platform three
I looked around for my best girl to see
As she disembarked but I didn?t seem to care
?Cos someone passed that made me stop and stare.
Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania
Stevie nicks books about kleptomania
And shouted to his mum ?Fred Titmusâ?.