I don't want french fried po - ta - toes,
Red ripe to - ma - toes,
I'm nev- er sat - is - fied.
I want the frim fram sauce with the aus - en fay
With cha - fa - fa on the side.
I don't want pork chops and ba - con,
That won't a - wa - ken
My ap - pe - tite in - side.
I want the frim fram sauce with the aus - en fay
With cha - fa - fa on the side.
A fella's really got to eat
And a fella should eat right.
Five will get you ten
I'm gonna feed myself right tonight.
I don't want fish cakes and rye bread -
You heard what I said.
Waiter, please serve mine fried
I want the frim fram sauce with the aus - en fay
With cha - fa - fa on the side.