I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie, I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about.
Your mother left me here to mind you. Now I'm doing what I want to.
Down with the bedclothes. Up with your nightshirt.
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about.
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about.
You won't shout as I fiddle a--bout.
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about.
Fiddle, fiddle, Fiddle!