we spend most all our time
with a fishin pole or a remote control
of any ball game we can find
and all the experts say male bonding
is good for any man
but I can testify that even if they're right,
there's only so much I can stand
Chorus: (tacet) A E
you know I like just hangin' with the boys
but this man can only stand soo much
I want some femi-nine company, I need a heart that's true
and girl if you'll bond with me I'll bond with you
now too much of a good thing
and girl if you'll bond with me, I said
girl if you'll bond with me, yeah