I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate, and I knew she had a car
She said her name was Debbie, she was a friend of Jenny Creggs
She had boobs like watermelons and breathe like rotten eggs
I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes
Cause your looking at me like I'm a side of fries
I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeah!
Woooooah woooooah!! Thar she blows
Woooooah wooooah!! Thar she blows
Fat girl, she everything I wanted and more
Fat girl, she can't fit through the door
Woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows
I want to prove to you my feelings are for real
So I'm going to buy you a million happy meals, yeah
I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin Yeah!
Woooooah woooooah!! Thar she blows
Woooooah wooooah!! Thar she blows
Fat girl is riding my jock again
Fat girl?is snacking on my cock again
Ouch, don't bite!
My friends keep telling me I must be going blind
'Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind, yeah
Even though some people point and laugh at us
You can kick their ass cause your bigger than a bus
Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again
Fat girl, where does your neck begin?
Wooooah wooooah!! Thar she blows
Fat girl, put my hotdog into your bun
Fat girl, you're really really tons of fun
Wooooah wooooah!! Thar she blows
Wooooah wooooah!! Thar she blows
You're my fat fat girl
You know I really love you