You're a little bit racist
Well, you're a little bit too
I guess we're both a little bit racist
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do but
I guess it's true, between me and you
Everyone's a little bit racist, sometimes
Doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind
Maybe it's a fact we all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race
Everyone's a little bit racist today
So, everyone's a little bit racist, okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth
But you laugh because they're based on truth
Don't take them as personal attacks
Everyone enjoys them
So relax!
You're a little bit racist
Well, you're a little bit too
We're all a little bit racist
I think that I would have to agree with you
We're glad you do. It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist
All right, all right, all right, all right!
Bigotry has never been exclusively white
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit
Even though we all know that it's wrong
Maybe it would help us
Get along
Everyone's a little bit racist
I'm not!
How many Oriental wives
Have you got?
Hey, Brian, buddy, where you been?
The term is Asian-American!
I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me Oriental
Offensive to me!
The Jews have all the money
And the whites have all the power
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!
Everyone's a little bit racist, It's true!
But everyone is just about racist as you!
If we all could just admit, that we are racist, a little bit
And everyone stopped being so PC
Maybe we could live in
Harmony
Everyone's a little bit racist!