Everybody wants to be a cat
Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at
Tell me Everybody's picking up on that feline beat
Cause everything else is obso - lete
A square with a horn makes you wish you weren't born every time he plays
But with a square in the act you can set music back to the cave - man days
Ze - de dum bo - zay
I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing
Still a cat's the only cat who knows how to swing
Who wants to dig a long-haired gig and stuff like that
When every - body wants to be a cat
A square with a horn makes you wish you weren't born
Every time he plays Oh a - rinky tinky - tinky
But with a square in the act you can set music back to the cave - man days
Oh a - rinky tinky - tinky