If it weren't for drunk women, my hair would be black
My tank would be full in my third Cadillac
And every girl would swoon over me
Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd be livin' the dream
If it weren't for drunk women, I'd never be sad
Blame the ones that came before you
Darlin', you know I adore you
But I'd be insane to try to play this game again
So have a ball and have your fun
I gave it all for half your love
I've said my piece and done everything I can
If it weren't for drunk women maybe you'd understand
If it weren't for drunk women, I'd sleep like a stone
I'm old enough now to know that your worth
Has got nothin' to do with the length of your skirt
The waves in your hair or the smoke in your eyes
And if you knew it too, if you saw what I see
The beauty that lies and hides underneath
You'd never give it all away
If it weren't for drunk women, I'd ask you to stay
Blame the ones that came before you