It happened so fast he didn't have time to think
Or maybe he had too much a bit too much to drink
When he went riding off into the bright sunshine
It turned out to be the lights of a car
Can somebody help me please
Scrape this man up off the road
Can somebody help me please
I cannot do it on my own
As the police were scraping him off the fender
A friend of his had said that he had been on a bender
And that he had a huge fight yeah, he had a fight with his wife
Then he got pissed off then rode off on his bike
Can somebody help me please
Scrape this man up off the road
Can somebody help me please
I cannot do it on my own
He was drunk
He was drunk on a bike
He was drunk
He was drunk on a bike
Can somebody help me please
Scrape this man up off the road
Can somebody help me please
I cannot do it on my own
Hold on, hold on