Adam is the guy with a record shop
and John sells fruit but wants to be a cop
and Paul deals speed in a celtic top
but I'm just a drunk in a band
Joe does telly sales and martial arts
and Jim pushes patients 'round the public parks
and Nancy makes sculptures out of Hoover parts
but I'm just a drunk in a band
Danny puts the cones on the motor - way
and Donna dances tables in her linge - re
and Jerry, Dave, and Billy, man, they're putt'n on a play
but I'm just a drunk
I'm just a drunk in a ba - nd
I'm just a drunk in a ba - nd
I'm just a drunk in a ba - nd
I'm just a drunk in a ba - a - nd
Adam is the guy with a record shop
and John sells fruit but wants to be a cop
and Paul deals speed in a celtic top
but I'm just a drunk in a band
a drunk in a ba - nd
a drunk in a ba - nd
a drunk in a ba - nd
I could be a soldier, I could drive a van
Get rivers of paint into little red cans
Walk rich folks dogs bring seven-four - sevens
in to la - nd
I'm just a drunk in a ba - nd
I'm just a drunk in a ba - nd
I'm just a drunk in a ba - nd
I'm just a drunk in a ba - a - nd