Verse 1 I am your neighbor I seem most respectable
But underneath I'm an nimiquitous toad
So many dreadful mishaps have befallen you
Down at the end of your road
And I live down the end of your road
Verse 2 I'm working on ways to remove you from paradise
- From your { striped } lawn and your new swimming pool
I place broken bottles in your geraniums
Sabotage your gardening tools
And I live down the end of your road
Chorus - By day I am a real estate { agent } gentleman
I deal in fine properties cheap at the price
Under dark I plan my most devious practices
Which you might not think very nice
Verse 3 Designing a system to reverse your plumbing
- Welling up as you sit on your private throne { Your welcome }
All kind of vile and despicable nasties
You would rather not have in your home
And I live down the end of your road
Verse 4 Dispensed loathsome creatures in your drawing room
Sent doggy poo-poos in your morning mail
- Rat's heads and larks wings { should } set your tongues turning
And your houses will soon be for sale
And I live down the end of your road, Yes I live down the end of your road
Well I live down the end of your road, And I live down the end of your road
Down at the end of your road, Yes I live down the end of your road
I live down at the end of your road, I live down at the end of your road